Background fr creatin a Digital Library Software...

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Here I would like to share the background that came to my mind that I was writing an abstract for creating a Digital Library software.. Though NIT Jamshedpur people can easily understand it, let outsiders know that our librarian is a mad lady who would not mind slappin u or even abusing u with several uncensored beeps, she won't mind abusin a girl as whore incase she stands with a boy, so only those with an iron heart dare to enter our library and then we have our brilliant profs ( atleast in CSE dept), Mr. Kar is d clerk in our deptt nd was responsible for our department library. With negligible lab sessions, technical knowledge of majority sucks..( with me being no exception).. I quote the contents now:-


"Due to the behaviour of our damn fuckin librarian Ms Neeta Bharti, the students have stopped accessing the college library. And that mother fucker Kar, has lost the register so we can't take books from dept too, where we have books lying lk clothes lie in a newly wed couples room.... and now in 7th sem we have stupid companies fuckin our asses for less technical know-how... With most of our hard disk space being occupied by bluefilms or football videos, it would be no wonder that we have no space to store ebooks.But den d urge to take a gud placement coz we r NITians remains, they wanna read but alas, we lack resources. So here we come with the solution, a digital library for the screwed computer science students, wherein, if at all they get time , they can get any of the books and increase their exponentially decreasing knowledge databases.... This will not only save their time and energy but would also save them money in buying books and that money could be properly used fr investin in thr fav energy drinks ( daru, ganja, charas,or for gud boys only cigarettes)."

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