Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Background fr creatin a Digital Library Software...

Statutory Warning:- Flavour has been added to this blog by decoding the beeps of MTV Roadies, those who are allergetic to it please refrain from readin.

Here I would like to share the background that came to my mind that I was writing an abstract for creating a Digital Library software.. Though NIT Jamshedpur people can easily understand it, let outsiders know that our librarian is a mad lady who would not mind slappin u or even abusing u with several uncensored beeps, she won't mind abusin a girl as whore incase she stands with a boy, so only those with an iron heart dare to enter our library and then we have our brilliant profs ( atleast in CSE dept), Mr. Kar is d clerk in our deptt nd was responsible for our department library. With negligible lab sessions, technical knowledge of majority sucks..( with me being no exception).. I quote the contents now:-


"Due to the behaviour of our damn fuckin librarian Ms Neeta Bharti, the students have stopped accessing the college library. And that mother fucker Kar, has lost the register so we can't take books from dept too, where we have books lying lk clothes lie in a newly wed couples room.... and now in 7th sem we have stupid companies fuckin our asses for less technical know-how... With most of our hard disk space being occupied by bluefilms or football videos, it would be no wonder that we have no space to store ebooks.But den d urge to take a gud placement coz we r NITians remains, they wanna read but alas, we lack resources. So here we come with the solution, a digital library for the screwed computer science students, wherein, if at all they get time , they can get any of the books and increase their exponentially decreasing knowledge databases.... This will not only save their time and energy but would also save them money in buying books and that money could be properly used fr investin in thr fav energy drinks ( daru, ganja, charas,or for gud boys only cigarettes)."

Thank u

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year

I just had sex and it felt so gud.......wait before u conclude nythg... This is Akon nd was d lifeline of d new yr bash nd nt wat I did to welcome 2k11 ...No doubt Katrina's jawan shiela nd malaika's badnaam munni were to folow... no need to mention, d smirnoff, kingfisher, RS, old monk nd bla bla added to d taste of d music.. dancing or rather shakin their limbs without control was enforced on who were d spectators nd I ws one of dem, dis is where d buck starts.. That fuckin idiotic blend of smells composed of d foul mouth, drinks nd d sweat on thr nt washed fr eternity clothes was takin d shit out of me, literally, yeah... I almost puked nd dats d reason I hate such hubaloo abt celebratin d so called NEW YEar....Drinkin is okay bt drinkin like assholes jus to pertuate d cycle of peepin into others asses nd bambooin into...Tch Tch !!! The most stupid resolutions dat 99% of people nvr follow bt dey nvr frgt to mention dem on facebuk or twitter... probably in d mad race of garnering likes nd comments... damn goin to overcrowded hotels nd gettin screwed bt the police checks... fuckin idiotic....I don get d reason y do we indulge into all dis...f9 man its just another yr dat has passed nd many r yet to come.. bt to go mad ovr dis... puhhh..I don understand, may b coz m nt a party animal...nd dis kinda celebration makes us reelin fr hrs if nt days... Celebration need nt be on specific dates...it can b nytime u feel light.. y waitin fr 31st night afterall it is too just another day passed, den y nt 29th or 30th in dat case.... Still guessin d reason... enlighten me if u ve one...

Curiosly Yours,
pandit