And there she goes....

The wedding bells finally ring for the tennis ace Sania Mirza, the glamour girl from Hyderabad, loved more for other things than her tennis playing abilities. Many must be upset and many would love to beat Mr. Malik who is taking this darling of ours away from us. It was class XI for me that I was infactuated, yeah, in fact infactuated towards Sania, it was her ability to play tennis which helped me identify her and it was she who dragged me infront of my television set and watch the Tennis game out there. Knowing nothing about the game, I watched the game till she was there, though I learnt a few things about the game but there were many other things to watch when she played and I am no exception to it. I would like to thank Sania from the core of my heart for bringing me first time into live politics of this country, it was her mini skirt row and the fatwa issued against her that led me to read news paper daily and follow all recent developments, it was at that time I condemned those Muslim authorities and in the course I came to know about the Salman Rushdie case; Sorry Salman I didn't feel the same for you.... And then when I came to college it was Sania's beautiful wallpapers that adored a no. of desktops, this offered me a reason to rome about all rooms to gather those wall papers in my pen drive. It was Sania's premarital sex statement that helped me know what premarial sex is... thanks again Sania... But for you I would have been still in an intellectual void.
As I have a habit to suggest amendments on every issue that comes on my table, this wedding too brings a number of issues in my brain. The morning pledge that we take should be rewritten or a few words should be omitted. Persons like Sania take the line " All Indians are my brother and sister" very seriously, may be because they are not as clever as I am to omit the whole line itself and to speak just a jumble of words if the teacher is standing beside..... I Will miss you Sania...but I swear on the infactuation I had on you that I will try my best to get Indian Pledge amended so that our future generations don't suffer, so that my son has tennis stars to choose :P